The above meal may look normal, but don’t be fooled. One of these things is not like the others.
I’ll give you a hint: it’s not the fish or broccoli.
Yes, the rice at the top of your picture did not exist before I invented it. Like a mad scientist of the microwave arts, I combined two different leftovers to create a tasty new monster. I call it… Cacciatorice. (Copyright: me)
The recipe is simple. Take leftover chicken cacciatore stew (which is what results when you don’t use enough chicken and run out of Italian bread) and combine it with the flavorless, yet overabundant pints of rice from your last Chinese takeout meal.
Add some salt and pepper, expose it to the mysterious forces of the microwave and poof!