My sweet tooth usually kicks into overdrive sometime in the afternoon, but all I could find in the vending machine today were these Famous Amos cookies.
When I go for the Famous Amos, you know I’m scraping the bottom of the barrel. These things taste like cardboard and have just about the same level of sweetness. If I had my choice, I’d rather be enjoying:
Isn’t it against the vending machine rules not to have these? It’s simply unconscionable.
2. A Hershey’s bar
Yes, I’ll settle for any milk chocolate, as long as there’s some semblance of sweet. The Famous Amos chips don’t count.
3. Hot fudge
Served in a classy silver sundae dish with just a dash of ice cream.
Preferably a cream pie. A la mode.
Big and flourless.
Yes, I’m turning into Cathy.